Some trips get ruined by natural disasters, acts of terrorism, Tiger Airlines. For me, my first solo trip was ruined by Nickleback.
Back in 2002 I visited The Continent. And wherever I went during that trip – every store, every train station, every café – Nickelback’s “How You Remind Me” was playing.
The torture was not unlike my brief foray working at a dance studio in the late 1990s where the only music pumped around that mirrored hellhole was Enrique Iglesias. Or that nightclub hotline where I recorded phrases like “come and play toss the boss on Wednesday nights” in a husky voice and where Ben Folds Five’s Brick was always on.
So in 2002 it was Nickelback. Awful music, on par with the equally abhorrent aural atrocity Creed.
I’ve never asked anyone about whether they shared my Nickelback sentiments: how could they not? So whenever I made a joke along the lines of “Did you still want that Nickleback T-shirt for Christmas?”, I just assumed the other person would understand that it’s funny because Nickelback are heinous.
It was only in the last couple of weeks however, that I realised just how very organised Nickleback hatred is. In Detroit recently, some 55,000 sane – if possibly humourless – folk signed a petition aiming to stop the band committing crimes against music in Michigan.
In a recent interview, Nickelback members addressed their status as “The World’s Most Hated Band”. While working only to solidify my contempt, they offered a lengthy rationalisation about why bands like theirs have so many haters: mega bands are apparently like big cities – the bigger the population, the more detractors.

I was dwelling on this issue of band hatred as I started reading Howard Jacobson’s Zoo Time (2012) yesterday.
Early in and the protagonist – novelist Guy Abelman – was discussing his Amazon stars with his publisher. The more glowing his reader reviews and apparently the more stagnant his sales. Guy’s suicidal publisher, Merton, explained this as readers not liking being told what to like. When Guy suggested populating the site with negative reviews, Merton countered by claiming that readers don’t like being told what to hate either.
While ill-fated Merton’s comments were couched in a broader lamentation of the publishing industry – and were mentioned alongside the apparent hideousness of authors needing to “Twit”, the scourge of poor punctuation and the low-brow popularity of vampires – I think he might just have a point.
I didn’t quite feel sorry for Nickelback’s high-level hatred – with their 50 million album sales and legions of deaf women finding their music… ahem… arousing… they don’t need my sympathy anyway – but with so many people already hating them, do I really need to continue?
While my views on Nickelback haven’t changed, popular hatred for a product often does elicit my sympathy and curiosity. A bad review, for example, is certainly never a reason for me not to see a film. And I rarely read anything about a book until after I finish anyway.
Some marketing campaigns even aim to be hated. When Carl’s Jnr in the US used a sudsy Paris Hilton molesting a car to advertise a burger, they knew there’d be backlash. From feminists, from parenting groups, from conservatives. Marketing gold! Getting these groups offside can help rally a product’s true market: in this case, pimply teenage boys.
Audiences don’t like being told what to hate and just as keenly do they resist being told what to like.
Cast your mind back to the very early 90s. Whichever network first screened Seinfeld on Australian television and they were advertising it as “America’s Funniest Show”. And I distinctly remember Dad saying that he certainly wouldn’t be told what the funniest show is. (He’d later becoming a Seinfeld encyclopedia, but that’s another story).
For a lot of people – myself included – there’s something not only abrasive about being told that something is the greatest thing you’ll ever see/hear/taste, but savvy audiences know the equation anyway: the greater the hype, the greater the budget for marketing.
Unless you’re Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom no, you probably won’t actively want a bad review. But being widely panned doesn’t have to be a bad thing either.
Dale Bloom
Analyst
Considering my CD collection, I don’t think there would be one song that made the top 10, and only some that made the top 100.
I tend to think that is a good thing, but others may say I was a “non-team player”.
I have sometimes reflected on whether I should follow the crowd, buy the latest fashion clothes, watch the latest American movies and TV shows, visit the holiday destinations where everyone goes, become a male-hating feminist, eat at crowded restaurants, or drive on congested freeways, while all the time believing in "diversity" and the necessity for something "new".
John Newton
Author Journalist
Displaying my total lack of pop savvy, I've never heard of Nickelback, and only heard them - for around 15 seconds just now. To my delicate ears they sound neither better nor worse than most of the pap that I can't avoid hearing walking through shopping malls.
Lauren Rosewarne
Senior Lecturer at University of Melbourne
Nickelback more than likely *is* the pap that you hear walking around malls.
Sean Manning
Physicist
I have a highly specific social disability. Whenever someone mentions that they like Nickleback (this has happened to me a staggering number of times) I am completely lost for words and I just stand there in this awkward silence that I am unable to break. It feels somewhere between being caught out in a massive lie and farting loudly in a quiet, crowded place.
I there a cure for this affliction?
Lauren Rosewarne
Senior Lecturer at University of Melbourne
See, I just can't imagine how that sentence could even get uttered in full without the speaker bursting into hysterics.
Do click on the link to the SMH article though where fans were interviewed about their love of the bad: there were people claiming their lyrics to be *sexy*. Comedy gold!
Peter Ormonde
Peter Ormonde is a Friend of The Conversation.
Farmer
Now Ms R you probably haven't delved into the actual science and art of Nickelback. But I have. And what a rich field of study it is.
And the joke's on us apparently. According to the "singer" of this whining limp-wristed thrash outfit, Nickelback's been singing the same song for over 20 years. And no one has even noticed.
They're Canadian for god's sake Lauren - give the lads a break ... they're trying. Aside from maple syrup what else is there? But how hard must it be to emerge from the dark shadows cast by talent and opportunities found in the real place a bit further south.
Personally I find my cicadas far more harmonious and musical. And they've been croaking away on the same song for millenia and have got quite good at it by now. Hard to whistle. But great to dance to.
Lauren Rosewarne
Senior Lecturer at University of Melbourne
What else is there?! There's Wolf Parade! One of my favourite bands of all time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2shLapSNr0U
Wolf Parade and maple syrup and it's Christmas year round :)
alfred venison
records manager (public sector)
it more than that - they're from ALBERTA (emphasis added). only 88 km from k.d. lang's place, the famous vegetarian, and some 200 km from my place. i stopped off in kd's town consort (pop 722) in '09. it was very late: settled for a pack of dill pickle (!) potato chips, a glass of molsons and a short walk around the decommissioned train station. they say you can take the boy out of alberta but you can't take alberta out of the boy. -a.v.
Peter Ormonde
Peter Ormonde is a Friend of The Conversation.
Farmer
Alfred,
I am brought low Mr V - undone ... I had managed to forget the geographic origins of the most talented Ms Lang which are - obviously - further north than is desirable or expected. And your good self.
In penance I am compiling a list.... Canada's contribution to global culture. So that's maple syrup, k d lang and yourself. OK a nice looking flag. And Leonard Cohen. And Marshall McLuhan.
But it appears that Canada has developed what we economists would term a "comparative advantage…
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records manager (public sector)
ah, marshall mcluhan - another edmonton boy! dude, the yanks are responsible for baseball, hockey is canada's responsibility. you got something against hockey? the best fights on tv sport are in the hockey, but the players are on strike this year, so no hockey fight club. and don't forget margaret attwood & david suzuki. more than a pretty flag & nickleback. -av
Peter Ormonde
Peter Ormonde is a Friend of The Conversation.
Farmer
Au contaire Monsieur V re the origins of baseball ... lost in time apparently. Not lost enough I say, it's still here.
Depends who one asks of course but quite a few Kanuks apparently lay claim to the first game of baseball being played at Beachville in 1838 on June 4th. The good burghers of Beachville itself claims responsibility despite threats of unleashing a jihad from the South.
http://www.beachvilledistrictmuseum.ca/baseball.shtml
So to Celine Dion, Nickelback, Pamela Anderson and exporting asbestos to the third world, we can perhaps add this shallow crude colonial parody of cricket. At least they don't try and sing. Not yet anyway.
This list of Canadian cultural contributions is looking worse by the minute Mr V. Use your influence to make them stop.
Dennis Alexander
logged in via LinkedIn
Who is Nickleback? With all the commentary here, wikipedia and their website, I find no reason to persist in anything other than enthusiastic disinterest: I have no recollection of ever hearing or hearing of them prior to this article. Oh, shit! Am I becoming Dale Bloom?
Chloe Adams
writer
I'm not a fan of Canadian exports...
For me, Margaret Atwood is the literary equivalent of Nickleback. I can barely get through her pretentious short stories. Her recent attempt at poetry in the science fiction issue of the New Yorker nauseated me, but I'm guessing she got it through because of her name.
alfred venison
records manager (public sector)
my feeling is that writers who write "cutting their noses off in spite of their faces" [https://theconversation.edu.au/swan-says-budget-surplus-now-unlikely-experts-respond-11448] rather than some form of "cutting off the nose to spite the face" [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutting_off_the_nose_to_spite_the_face] perhaps ought to read more by "pretentious" writers like attwood. -a.v.
Peter Ormonde
Peter Ormonde is a Friend of The Conversation.
Farmer
English you mean? Now that's a quaintly Canadian notion.
Next you'll be wanting apostrophes that actually convey meaning rather than trying to mean a plural, verbs running about infesting each and every sentence, punctuation thrown about like confetti and even god's own spelling. As if Mr V, as if.
Plotless grunts and snorts Mr V - the literary End Times. (There's some suggestion of a verb in there somewhere.)
Have a good festive season.
alfred venison
records manager (public sector)
and top of the season to you, too, Peter Ormonde; looking forward to reading your stuff in the new year again.
the city of sydney, for some time now, has echewed apostrophes in its place names, except were their absence might cause confusion, so we have "potts point" and "st leonards", but "lee's lane", lest, i suppose, tourists think we're all drunks.
every day on tv we hear grimm's law of phonetic shift in action before our ears. what used to take centuries to happen, and was painstakingly…
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